Intro : (x2)
P ut a dead cat on the r ailroad tracks
t he Wolf-bains blooming by the t ressels.
Get the e yeball of a rooster and the s tones from a ditch
and w ash 'em down with bilge water and s ay you'll never snitch.
Take the b uttons from a yellow jacket the f eather from a buzzard.
The b lood from the bounty hunters c old black heart.
Catch the t ears of a widow in a t himble made of glass.
Tell your M ama and your Papa they can k iss your ass.
P oison all the water in the w ishin' well
and h ang all them scarecrows from a s ycamore tree.
Burn d own all them honeymoons put 'em in a pillow case
and wait n ext to the switch blades at the a musement park for me.
S trangle all the Christmas carolers s cratch out all the prayers.
Tie 'em u p with barbed wire and p ush 'em down the stairs.
I'll w hittle you a pistol for keepin' n ightmares off your blinds.
Those s ons 'o bitches always seem to s neak up from behind.
S yphon all the gas from your D addys pick-up truck.
F ill up Johnnys T-Bird I g ot a couple bucks.
Put o n a little perfume rap a r ibbon in your hair.
Careful t hat you don't wake up the h ounds.
T ear a bolt of lightning off the s ide of the sky.
T hrow it in the cedar chest if you w ant I'll tell you why.
B ring the gear shift knob from a 4 9 Merc.
Ly d own here beside me and let me h old you in the dirt.
Y ou're gonna tremble tear the t hroat out of the night.
Sink your t eeth into my shoulder dig your n ails into my back.
Tell that l ittle girl to let g o of my sleeve.
You'll be a w oman when I catch you come baby f all in love with me.
With m y double barrel shotgun a w hole box of shells
we'll c elebrate the 4th of Jul y.
We'll do a 1 00 mph spendin' s omeone elses dough.
Drive a ll the way to Reno on the w rong side of the r oad.
O n the wrong side of the r oad. T he wrong side of the r oad.
T he wrong side of the r oad.
B ap doo da bap doo d a. Ba p doo da bap doo da .
