I hung on to Mary's stump I danced with a soldier's gl ee
W ith a rum soaked crook And a big fat laugh I spent my last dol lar on thee
I sa w Bill Bones I gave him a yell Kehoe spiked the no g
Spring hog
Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring hog Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring hog
Sp ider rolled in from Hollister Burn on a one-eyed stolen ma re
Do nned himself with chicken fat Sawin on a jawbone violin the re
Kathl een was sittin down in little red recovery room in her criminal
underwear b ra I was na ked to the waist with my fierce black hound
And I'm coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring Hog
Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring Hog Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring Hog
Di g a big pit in a dirt alley road fill it with madrone and ba y
Sti nks like hell and the neighbors complain Don't give a hoot what they sa y
Ya gotta slap tha t hog Roll 'em over twice Gotta baste it with a sweeping broom
You gotta s wat them flies And chain up the dogs Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring Hog
Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring Hog Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring hog
Rat tle snake piccata with grapes and figs Old brown Betty with a yel low wig
Tai n't the mince meat filagree And it ain't the turkey neck st ew
And it a in't them bruleed okra seeds Though she made them especial for yo u
Wors e won a prize for her bottom black pie the beans got to thrown to the do gs
Jahe seus Christ I can always make room When they're coo kin up a Filipino
B ox Spring Hog
Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring Hog Coo kin up a Filipino B ox Spring Hog
