H ere's father his h eart screwed on
Yes here he's got it I 'm sure 'Cause he
l ost his life in an a ccident found
h is heart in the man next d oor
W hat exactly is gonna hap-p en?
W hen they do transplant the b rain will my
b orrowed brain still b e the same or will my
d aughter suffer so much m ore
H ere comes the girl she's got her h ead screwed on
B ut it ain't screwed o n right her
a mbition is to be a p rostitute But
t he breaks just weren't r ight
W hat exactly is gonna hap-p en tell me?
W hen her father finds out t hat his virgin
d aughter has bordello dreams a nd that he's the one
s he wants to try o ut
H ere's ma she's living d angerously
I t's a cinch she'll try it a nything twice she thinks
s he can run right to the w hirlpool's edge
A nd stop herself just in t ime
W hat exactly is gonna hap-p en?
W hen she finally f izzles out
A nd the lovers will just be s ucked in too to see
w hat the colors of death are all a bout
H ere's the son guess his legs a re screwed on
Y eah they're screwed on p retty tight but his
b rain loose and it ain't n o use he's
a lready lost the f ight
W hat exactly is gonna hap-p en?
W hen he's finally r ealized
T hat he can't play his guitar l ike EG Jim or write
S t. Augustine if he t ried
T hat there's gonna hap-p en
W hen the family f inds out
T hat they've been in the middle o f it now for a thousand years
A nd need a thousand more to climb o ut.