N.C.
Whooooooo
I t was so nice throwing big parties
J ump into the pool from the balcony
E veryone swimming in a champagne sea (whooooo)
A nd there are no rules when you show up here
B ass beat rattling the chandelier
F eeling so Gatsby for that whole year
So w hy'd you have to rain on my p arade?
I'm shaking my h ead I'm locking the g ates
This is why we can't have n ice t hings d ar-li ng
B ecause you break them
I had to take them a waayayayay
T his is why we can't have n ice t hings h o-ney
D id you think I wouldn't hear a ll the things you said about m eeEeEeeEeEe?
-stop
This is why we can't have nice things
pitch bend
whooooooo
I t was so nice being friends again
T here I was giving you a second chance
B ut then you stabbed in the back while shaking my hand
A nd therein lies the issue
F riends don't try to trick you
G et you on the phone and mind-twist you
A nd so I took an axe to a mended fence
But I'm n ot the only friend you've lost late ly
If o nly you weren't so s hady
This is why we can't have n ice t hings d ar-li ng
B ecause you break them
I had to take them a waayayayay
T his is why we can't have n ice t hings h o-ney
D id you think I wouldn't hear a ll the things you said about m eeEeEeeEeEe?
T his is why we can't have-
H ere's a toast to my real friends
T hey don't care about that h e-said-she-said
A nd here's to my baby
H e ain't reading what they c all me lately
A nd here's to my momma
H ad to listen to a ll this drama
And h ere's to y ou
** Caus e forgiveness is a nice thing t o do
N.C.
"Haha I can't even say it with a straight face"
This is why we can't have n ice t hings d ar-li ng (darling)
B ecause you break them
I had to take them a way
T his is why we can't have n ice (ah-ah) t hings(oh-no) h on(baby)-n ey
D id you think I wouldn't hear a ll the things you said about m eeeee?
T his is why we can't have n ice t hings d ar-li ng
(And here's to my real friends)
B ecause you break them
I had to take them a nd here's to my baby
T his is why we can't have n ice t hings d ar-li ng
(They didn't care about that he-said-she-said)
D id you think I wouldn't hear a ll the things you said about mee eee?
T his is why we can't have
n ice things.