T ake all your overgrown i nfants away s omewhe re
And build them a h ome a little p lace of their o wn
T he F letcher Memorial H ome for incurable t yrants and kings.
And t hey can appear to thems elves every day
On closed circuit T .V. to make s ure they're still r eal
I t's the only connect ion they f eel
"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome R eagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friend Mrs. T hatcher and Paisley
Mr. B rezhnev and party the ghost of McCarthy
The memories of Nixon. And n ow adding colour
A g roup of anonymous L atin-American meat p acking glitterati"
D id they expect us to treat them with any resp ect?
They can p olish their m edals and s harpen their smiles
And am use themsel ves playing g ames for a while
B oom boom bang bang l ie down you're d ead
S afe in the permanent g aze of a cold g lass e ye
With their favorite t oys they'll be g ood girls and b oys
I n the F letc her Memorial Hom e for colonial was ters of lif e and limb
I s everone in? A re you h aving a nice t ime?
Now the f inal sol ution can be app lied