Intro :
W ell we live in a trailer at the edge of town
Y ou never see us because we don't come around
We got t wenty five rifles just to keep the population d own
But we n eed you now and that's why
I'm hangi n' 'round
So you be good to m e and I'll be good to you
And in this land of conditions
I'm n ot above suspicion
I won't attack you but I won't back you
W ell it's so good to be here asleep on your lawn
R emember your guard dog?
W ell I'm afraid that he's gone
It was s uch a drag to hear him whining all night l ong
Yes that was m e with the doves setting them free near the factory
Where you built your computer love
I hope you g et the connection because I can't t ake the rejection
I won't dec eive you I just don't believe you
W ell I'm a barrel of laughs with my carbine on
I keep 'em hopping until my ammunition's gone
But I'm s till not happy
I feel like there's something w rong
I got the r evolution blues
I see bloody fountains
A nd ten million dune buggies coming down the mountains
Well I h ear that Laurel Canyon i s full of famous stars
B ut I hate them worse than lepers and I'll kill them in their cars