Intro :
I wo n't say it to your face
So I'll write a song about i t
I wo n't say it to your face
So I'll write a song about i t
I lo ve you like a sister
I lo ve you like a sister
I mean come on we've been friends this long
I lo ve you like a sister so I watch you like a hawk
So rry but I just can't help i t
So whe n you talk about him
And tell me the things that he te lls you
And the stuff he pulls off
The re d flags are a-poppin' the alarms are a-ringin'
I ca n't say I'm his number one fa n
You ca ll me to rant and it's totally fine
We've bo th seen each other's ugly cry
It's no ne of my business but it kinda is
Cause you ta lk to me about it all the ti me
And I understa nd that you love him and I respe ct that
But I ki nda want to pu nch him in the ba lls
Wou ldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASA P?
Wou ldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASA P?
We'll thro w a big party
I'll buy the balloons and the bo oze
There'll be a bu ffet of Kleenex
We'll be ready for the grand ol' cry fest
O h-oh ice cream Nutella and chips
You name it I got i t
But until that da y comes I'll listen and wait pa tiently
And t ell myse lf
Wou ldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASA P?
Wou ldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASA P?
Wou ldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASA P?
Woah-oh-oh wou ldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASA P?
Woah-oh-oh wou ldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASA P?
Woah-oh-oh wou ldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASA P?
ASA P
