Well they c losed down the auto plant in Mahwah late last month
Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find n one
He came h ome too drunk from mixin' Tanqueray and wine
He got a gun shot a night clerk now t hey call him Johnny 9 9
Dawn in th at part of town where when you hit red light you don't stop
Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatin' to blow his t op
When an o ff duty cop snuck up on him on from behind
Out in front of the club Tip Top they slapped the cuffs on Johnny 9 9
Well the city s upplied a public defender but the j udge was mean John Brown
He came into the courtroom and stared poor Johnny d own
Well the e vidence is clear gonna let the sentence fit the crime
Prison for 98 and a year will make it e ven Johnny 9 9
A fist f ight broke out in the courtroom they had to d rag Johnny's girl away
His mama stood up and shouted judge don't take my boy this w ay
Well son you g ot any statement you'd like to make
Before the bailiff comes to f orever take you a way
Yes j udge I got debts no honest m an could pay
The bank was holdin' my mortgage they was takin' my house a way
Now I ain't s ayin' that makes me an innocent man
But it was more than all this t hat put that gun in my h and
And your honor I d o believe I'd be b etter off dead
If you can take a man's life for the thoughts that are in his h ead
Then won't y ou sit back in that chair and think it over one more time
And let 'em shave off my hair and b urn Johnny 9 9