At nig ht in the safety of shad ows and numbers
S eeking some turf on which n othing encumbers
The b uying and selling of c asual looks
S tuff that gets printed in x -rated books
Your m other might have tried to unders tand
When you were h ardly your daddy's little m an
And you g ave up saluting the c hief
To fi nd yourself some r elief
F inely plucked eyebrows and s kin of satin
S miling seductive and e ndlessly Latin
Oly mpic body on d ancing feet
P erfume thickening the a ir like heat
A t ransient star of gay bar f ame
You q uit your job and changed your n ame
And you're n early beyond bel ief
As yo u hunt down a litt le reli ef
The s even foot black with the e merald ring
B roke up a fight without s aying a thing
As the c ops cruised by wanting o ne more chance
To s end Jimmy Baldwin back o ver to France
And a t rucker with kids and a w ife
Pref ers to spend half of his li fe
In e arly Bohemian mot if
Playing p ool and getting reli ef
My f avorite couple was l ooking so fine
D ancing in rhythm and l aughing in rhyme
In the l ight of the jukebox all y ellow and blue
H olding each other as y oung lovers do
To m e they will always rem ain
Unsh amed untamed and unb lamed
The a ltar boy and the t hief
G rabbing themselves some r elief
The a ltar boy and the t hief
C atching a little rel ief