E very guy I know says women are too damn particular.
W omen talk and they expect the man to be a listener.
T hey wanna walk while holdin' hands and whisper I love you.
T hey need a combination Casanova Donahue.
T he men pull up in foreign cars and drop there little women off.
I serve'm frozen daquerieswhile sugar daddys playin' golf.
T he heroes fromm the golfin' wars return and holler scotch.
T he ladies slip there rings back on.
I 'm in a diamond m ine.and they're not hard to f ind.
W hen I dig a little deeper and take my t ime.
T hey sparkle and they shineprecoius j ewels of every k ind.
I 'm just stealin' from the b lindI'm in a diamond m ine.
The big shots at the country club all act like i'm invisable.
They never see me treet their women like they're irresitable.
They think that I don't have a clue about the way things are
I hope the leave me in the dark.
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