This one was an interesting challenge...I'm gonna
double-check this later!!
Thank you for helping me get the chorus right Matellmon!!
Now I m et an old friend in the bar the other night
And he g ot a little drunk and wanted to fight
And he j umped and challenged every man in the r oom
And j ust about the time he got the words out
An old b oy jumped up and closed his mouth
And u sed his head for a mop and a butt for a b room
It was an a ttitude adju stment
I guess i t was h is first t ime
An attit ude adj ustment
Now he u nderstands just f ine
He got b ent out of shape and he o pened his mouth
And j ust one old point s traightened him right out
It was an a ttitude adj ustment i t'll work e veryt ime
"Chords are the same progression for the rest of the song"
Now I got this big old brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Cause he wants to be sure I'm treatin' his sister right
He got drunk one night and started beatin' me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of the truck
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
It was an attitude adjustment
And it'll work everytime
An attitude adjustment he loves on me all tme
Now he say's I'm his kind of man
And he comes around to me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment
I cured all his family pride
Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
And I said "Darlin' that was your first mistake"
Then she went wild and her eyes turned red
She started breakin' everything and screamin' loud
And kickin me and cussin' me out
And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
It was an attitude adjustment
Awe she loves on me all the time
Just an attitude adjustment
She's got a whole new frame of mind
She don't nag I don't beg
We along and like I said
An attitude adjustment
Aw everything's just fine
She called the cops to take me in
And I said "You're never gonna do it friend"
And he just smiled and said "Oh yes we will"
Now a stitch to the head and some kicks to the shin
And several bites by Rin-Tin_Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
It was an attitude adjustment
Oh I went along peacefully
An attitude adjustment
They made me clearly see
Cause my head is black and my head is blue
And both kneecaps are bit clean through
It was an attitude adjustment
It'll make your outlook brand new
It was an attitude adjustment
It'll make your outlook brand new
