Intro :
I wouldn't be glad wouldn't be sad-I wouldn't be good if I knew what I could
A nd I hate - t o go - But I must you know
D uty calls - -Niagara Falls - See it go down - As it falls on the ground
A nd ge ts up again At the count of ten - I would li ke everyone here to repeat after me
Something of which I know nothing about
Namely that which I will tell you - (That which I will tel l you)
I 'm going to school breaking a rule -I'm going around in a pityful frown
' Coz I did - n' t pas s (came) - Bottom of the class (Oh! what a shame)
T eacher was mad -So was me dad -Took off his belt -And without any help
R eally hit me hard - Where I'd stuck a card - Thick I ma y be but a fool I am certainly not -
Always remember the golden rule
When in no doubt get a car out - And while you're there how about ...
F etching me one of those pneumatic drills
Boy! I really love the so und that they make
So good for the p ains and aches of life in general - Don' t be such a miser
A t the most a fiver's all you pay
d udidui duidui dudd d uiduid duid ui d udiui du d | u
M any's the time - I have wondered about what it is
I want you all to repeat after me
Something I know you know I know - (Something I k now you know I k now)
I would n't be hold w ouldn't be cold - I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my
D ear o ld m - um and dad - And the fun they had
E arly o ne nig ht - D ad put out the light - Got hold of me mum - Said he wanted a son
A nd as you - c an see - The result was me
S omebody told me once money does not grow on trees
Well if that's true then how do y ou explain
Apples oranges an d lemons - Not f orgetting melons
n o nono n on o nonon on o nonon on o
d udidu dudidu du du didudi dudi
