Hot sun beat ing d own
Bu rning my feet just wa lkin g arou nd
H ot sun ma king me sw eat
'Ga tors getting close, hasn' t got me yet
I can't dance, I ca n't ta lk
The o nly thing about me is t he way I wal k
I can't dance, I ca n't si ng
I' m just standing here se llin g eve rythi ng
Blue jeans sitting on the beach
Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach
She's got a body unde r that shirt
But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt
I can't dance, I ca n't ta lk
The o nly thing about me is t he way I wal k
I can't dance, I ca n't sin g
I' m just standing here se llin g
Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
Young punk spilling beer on my shoes
Fa t guy's talking to me trying to steal my blu es
Thick smoke, see her smilin g through
I never th ought so much could happen just shoo ting pool
But I can't dance, I ca n't ta lk
The o nly thing about me is t he way I wal k
I can't dance, I ca n't si ng
I' m just standing here se llin g [ Oh a nd ...]
Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
The perfect body with a perfect face ...
I can't dance, I ca n't ta lk
The o nly thing about me is t he way I wal k
I can't dance, I ca n't si ng
I' m just standing here se llin g eve ryth ing
I can't walk
I can't dance
I can't walk
I can't dance