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THE REAL SLIM SHADY

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Y'a  ll act like you never seen   a white person before
Jaws a  ll on the floor like Pam and   Tommy just burst in the door
  and started whoopin her ass   worse than before
they were   first divorced, throwin h  er over furniture (Ahh !)
  It's the return of the... "Ah, w  ait, no way, you're kidding,
  he didn't just say what I th  ink he did, did he ?"
  And Dr. Dre said...   nothing you idiots !
  Dr. Dre's dead, he's   locked in my basement ! (Ha-ha !)
  Feminist women love Em  inem
chigga chigga ch  igga
"Slim Shady, I'm si  ck of him look at him,
  Walkin'around grabbin'  his you-know-what
Flippin the yo  u-know-who," "Yeah, but he's   so cute though !"
  Yeah, I probably got a couple of scre  ws up in my head loose
But n  o worse, than what's goin o  n in your parents'bedrooms
  Sometimes, I wanna get o  n TV and just let loose, but can't  
but it's cool for Tom Green to   hump a dead moose
  "My bum is on your lips, my   bum is on your lips"
And if   I'm lucky, you might just gi  ve it a little kiss
And t  hat's the message that we deli  ver to little kids
And e  xpect them not to know what a wo  man's clitoris is
Of co  urse they gonna know what interco  urse is
By the time they hit f  ourth grade
They got the Dis  covery Channel don't they ?
  "We ain't nothing but ma  mmals.." Well, some of us cann  ibals
who cut other p  eople open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
  But if we can hump de  ad animals and antelopes
  then there's no reason that a man and an  other man can't elope
[*EWWW !*]   But if you feel like   I feel, I got the antidote
  Women wave your pantyhose, s  ing the chorus and it goes
 
 
[Refrain :] (2x)
'Cause I  'm Slim Shady, yes I'  m the real Shady
All you o  ther Slim Shadys are   just imitating
So w  on't the real Slim Shady ple  ase stand up,
  please stand up, p  lease stand up ?
 
 
  Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his ra  ps to sell his records;
  well I do, so fuck him and f  uck you too !
You th  ink I give a damn about a Gr  ammy ?
Half of you cr  itics can't even stomach me, l  et alone stand me
"But S  lim, what if you win, woul  dn't it be weird ?"
  Why ? So you guys could just lie to   get me here ?
So you c  an, sit me here ne  xt to Britney Spears ?
  Shit, Christina Aguilera b  etter switch me chairs
so I can   sit next to Carson Da  ly and Fred Durst
and he  ar 'em argue over who she gave h  ead to first
  You little bitch, put me on b  last on MTV
"Yeah, he's c  ute, but I think he's married t  o Kim, hee-hee !"
I should   download her audio on M  P3
and show the w  hole world how you gave   Eminem VD [AHHH !]
  I'm sick of you little girl and bo  y groups, all you do is an  noy me
so I have been s  ent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
  And there's a million of us ju  st like me
who c  uss like me; who just don't gi  ve a fuck like me
who d  ress like me; walk, talk and a  ct like me
and j  ust might be the next best th  ing but not quite me !
 
 
[Refrain :]
I'm like a h  ead trip to listen to, ca  use I'm only givin you
  things you joke about with your friend  s inside your living room
The   only difference is   I got the balls to say it
in front of y  'all and I don't gotta be fa  lse or sugarcoated at all
  I just get on the mic   and spit it
and wheth  er you like to admit it [*ERR*]   I just shit it
better than n  inety percent of you rap  pers out can
Then you wonder   how can kids eat up these al  bums like valiums
It's f  unny; cause at the rat  e I'm goin when I'm thirty
  I'll be the only person in the nu  rsin home flirting
  Pinchin nurses asses whe  n I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I  'm jerkin but this whole bag of Vi  agra isn't working
And e  very single person is a Sl  im Shady lurkin
He co  uld be workin at Burger King, spi  ttin on your onion rings
[*HACH*]   Or in the parkin lot, ci  rcling
Screaming "I don  't give a fuck !"
with his windows do  wn and his system up
  So, will the real Shady ple  ase stand up ?
And   put one of those fingers on e  ach hand up ?
And be pr  oud to be outta your mi  nd and outta control
and   one more time, loud as you   can, how does it go ?
 
 
[Refrain :] (4x)
 
 
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

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