It's a god-awful small af fair to the gir l with the mousy ha ir
But her mummy is yelling n o and her dadd y has told her to g o
But her fr iend is nowhere to be s een
as she w alks through her sunken dream
To the s eat with the clearest Vi ew
and she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bo re
For she's l ived it ten times or m ore
She could s pit in the eyes of fool s as they ask her to focus on
Sailors, fighting in the dance hal l
Oh man ! look at those caveme n go , it's the freakie st show
Take a look at the l awman, b eating up the wrong guy
Oh man ! Wonder if he'll ever kn ow he's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars ?
It's on America's tortured brow
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Brittania is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
Cause I wrote it ten times before
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on