Intro : (...)
Monday morning wake up knowing that
You've got to go to school
Tell your mum what to expect
She says it's right out the blue
Do you want to work in Debenham's
'Cause that's what they expect
Start in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervis or
And the head said that you always were a
queer one from the start
For careers you say you want to be
remebered for your art
Your obsessions get you known throughout
the school for being strange
Making lifesize models of the
Velvet Underground in clay
In the queue for lunch they take the piss
You've got no appetite
And the rumour is you never go with boys
and you are tight
So they jab you with a fork
You drop the tray and go beserk
While you're cleaning up the mess
the teacher's looking up your sk irt
Hey you've been used
Are you calm ? Settle dow n
Write a song, I'll sing along
Soon you will know that you are sane
You're on top of the world again
Monday morning wake up knowing that
you've got to go to school
Tell your mum what to expect
She says it's right out the blue
Do you want to work in C'A,
cause that's what they expect
Move to Ladieswear and take a feel
off Joe the Stor eman
Tell Veronica the secret of the boy
you never kissed
She's got everything to gain cause
she's a fat girl with a lisp
She sticks up for you when you get
aggravation from the snobs
Cause you can't afford a b lazer and
you're always wearing clog s
At the interval you lock yourself away
inside a room
Head of English gets you, asks you
"What the Hell do you think you're doing ?"
"Do you think you're better than the other kids ?
Well get outside."
You've got permission
But you've got to make the bastard think he's right
Hey you've been used
Write a song, I'll sing along
Are you calm ? Settle down
Soon you will know that you are sane
You're on top of the world again.
