Intro :
M y funny vale ntine sweet comic valen tine
Y ou make me smil e with my hea rt
Y our looks ar e laughable unphotograph able
Y et you're m y favorit e work of art
Is your figu re less than Gree k
I s your mout h a lit tle weak
W hen yo u ope n it to speak ar e you smart
B ut don't change a hair for m e
N ot if you care f or me
St ay littl e valentin e stay
Ea ch d ay is va lentin e's da y
Is your figu re les s than Gree k
I s your mout h a lit tle weak
W hen yo u ope n it to speak ar e you smart
B ut don't change a hair for m e
Not if you care for m e
St ay litt le valenti ne sta y
E ach day is v alenti ne's da y