When you w alk in the b ar
And you d ressed like a s tar
Rockin' your Fuck me pumps.
And the m en notice y ou
With your G ucci bag c rew
Can't t ell who he's l ookin' t o.
'Cuz you a ll look the s ame
Every-o ne knows your n ame
And t hat's you
Whole c laim to f ame.
Ne-v er miss a n ight
'Cuz y our dream in l ife
Is to b e a foot-b allers w ife.
You don't like p layers
That's what you s ay-a
But you r eally
Wouldn't mind
A million-a ire.
You don't like b allers
They don't do
Nothing f or ya
But you'd l ove a rich man
Six foot two or taller.
You're m ore than a f an
Look-i n' for a m an
But you e nd up
With o ne-nights-s tands.
He could b e your whole l ife
If you g ot past one n ight
But t hat part n ever goes r ight.
In the m orning you're v exed
He's o nto the n ext
And you d idn't even
Get no t ext.
Don't b e too up-s et
If they c all you a s kank
'Cuz like the n ews
Every-d ay you get p ressed.
You don't like p layers
That's what you s ay-a
But you r eally
Wouldn't mind
A million-a ire.
You don't like b allers
They don't do
Nothing f or ya
But you'd l ove a rich man
Six foot two or taller.
You c an't sit down r ight
'Cuz you j eans are too t ight
And your l ucky its l adies n ight.
With your b ig empty p urse
Every w eek it gets w orse
At l east your breasts
Cost more than h ers.
So you d id Mia-m i
'Cuz you g ot there for f ree
But s omehow you
Missed the p lane.
You d id too much E
Met somebo-d y
And s pent the night
Getting c aned.
Without g irls like you
There'd be no f un
We'd g o to the club
And not see any-o ne.
Without g irls like you
There's no night-l ife
All those m en just
Go home to their w ives.
Don't b e mad at m e
'Cuz you're p ushing t hirty
And your o ld tricks
No l onger w ork.
You should have k nown
From the j ob
That you a lways get d umped
So d ust off your
Fuck me p umps.
