Intro :
Here's my keys, I want you to take them
I think I'm gonna need you to get back h ome
Hold on to my hat I don't wanna lose it
I couldn't stand for something else to be gone
(runI'm sure to) you know the reason I'm here c ryin'
(runI think to) you' ll understand why.. .
Tonight, I'm the designated drin ker
I just lost the o ne that wrapped round her fing er
I need to get to wh ere I can't think of h er
So tonig ht I' m the designated drink er
I came here to get you to help me
I need a friend to see me through
I hated to call I knew you wouldn't mind at all
I know you know I'd do the same for you
I'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows
I may hate myself tomorrow
But tonight, I'm the designated drinker
I just lost the one that wrapped round her finger
I need to get to where I can't think of her
So tonight I'm the designated drinker
We need to get to where we can't think of her
So tonight we're the designated drinkers
Oh ! tonight we're the designated drinkers