Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film
A nd I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill
Don't you know I'm the two thous and man?
And my kids, they just don't under stand me a t al l
Though m y wife still respect s me, I really mi suse her
I am having an affair with a r andom computer
Don't you know I'm the two thous and man?
And my kids, they just don't under stand me a t al l
Oh da ddy, be pro ud of your pla net,
Oh mo mmy, be pro ud of your sun
Oh da ddy, be pr oud of your pl anet
Oh mo mmy, be pr oud of your su n
Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing
like it did when yo u were young?
Or did you come down crashing
seeing all the things you'd do ne?
Oh it's a big put - on
Oh daddy, be pr oud of your pl anet
Oh mommy, be p roud of your s un
Oh daddy, be pr oud of your pl anet
Oh mommy, be p roud of your s un
Don't you know I'm the two thous and man?
And my kids, they just don't under stand me a t al l