Mean Mister Mustard
Sleeps in the park
Shaves in the d ark
Trying to save paper
Sl eeps in a hole by the roa d
Saving up to buy his new clothes
Ke eps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a a m ean old man
Mean ol d man .
His sister Pam
Works in a shop
She never st ops
She's a go-get up
Ta kes him out to look at the Quee n
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a d irty old man
Dirty ol d man .
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