Intro :
I am he as you are he as
You are me and we are all togethe r.
See how they run like pigs from a gun,
See how they fly, I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake,
(200210)
Waiting for the van t o come.
Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday,
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob.
Mr. City policeman sittin g pretty litt le policemen i n a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky,
See how they run, I'm crying.
I'm cry - - ing, I'm crying, I' m cry - - - ing.
Yellow matter custard,
(200210)
Dripping from a dead dog' s ey e.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob.
Instrumental :
Sitting in an Englis h garden, waiti ng for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo goo g'joob.
Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs a t you ?
(Ha ha ha ! Hee hee hee ! Ha ha ha !)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied, I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard,
(200210)
Climbing up the Eiffe l Towe r.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna,
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob,
Goo goo goo g'joob,
Goo goo g'joob,
Goo goo goo g'joob, goo.
Chooga, chooga, chooga.
Joob- joob - joo b Jo ob-a, joob -a, etc. (répéter)