Intro :
Your life is s hit S hit
Your life is b ogus B ull
Your life is c rime Crime
Your life is h ell Hell
I'm gonna di e sta rt a new uni on
I 'm gonna d ie wi th my libido
I 'm gonna d ie st art a new un ion
I 'm gonna d ie don't f uck with me
Your life is s hit S hit
Your life is c lean I ts cl ean
Your life is l ame It's no t so fu nny
Your life is s tale f rail fra il
I'm g onna di e sta rt a new uni on
I 'm going to h ell o n my l ibido
I 'm gonna d ie st art a new un ion
I 'm going to hell o n my l ibido
I 'm gonna d ie st art a new un ion
I 'm going t o hell o n my l ibido
I 'm gonna d ie st art a new un ion
I 'm gonna d ie wa tch the pain!
Your l ife i s shi t
I 'm gonn a open u p myself a f lea market
I 'm go nna ope n up myself a fl ea market
A nd you're g onna wi sh th at you did
A nd ret ire on the pro fits
F irst o ff I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs.Butterworth jars
A nd I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf
W ith my 800 do llar a month tax free Century 21 shop
A nd the n I am going t o put my Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
N ext to all th e comme morative fast food chain glasses and cups
I 've ac cumulat ed over the past 62 years
T hen I' m going to get some plywood
I 'm goi ng to g et some plywood
A nd cut them u p into two by two feet squares
T hen I' m going to get some burlap
A nd I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares
A nd the n I'm g oing to put them onto the pieces of plywood
A nd the n I'm g oing to go to the beach
I 'm goi ng to g o to th e beach
A nd I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
A nd the n I'm g oing to take the shells and driftwood
A nd glu e them onto th e plywood and burlap
A nd sel l 'em f or lots of money
P eople will be paying top dollar
F or my kids' n ew used new toys and clothing
T hen ma ybe som eday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
I 've be en slee ping on
I'm gonna di e sta rt a new uni on
I 'm going t o hell o n my libido
I'm gonna di e sta rt a new uni on
I 'm gonna d ie on my libido
I'm gonna di e st art a new un ion
I 'm gonna d ie on my l ibido
I 'm gonna d ie st art a new un ion
I 'm gonna d ie wa tch the pain