Intro : (2x)
Gray hair
Glasses
Suit (x2)
case
Humble
Clever
And (x2)
constantly working for peace
Uganda
Congo
(x2)And the O slo treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan
Not as famous as Gahr Stare
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
But when handgrenades are flying
There's just one man you can trust
When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
The Unit ed Na tion s superhero man
Mad dictator with a gun
Send in J an Egeland
Oh, h ow I wish..
I was Jan Egeland..
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
And he stares into the mirror
Flex ing muscles in the night
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
..to protect some human rights"
Same Refr.
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Instrumental :
Egel and (Egeland)
Egel and (Egeland)
When he's sad he goes to funerals
In u nusually heavy rain