Intro : (x4)
Ever since I was a young boy - I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton - I must have played them all
I ain't seen nothing like him - in any amusement hall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a-mean pin-- bal l! - - -
He stands like a statue - becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers - always playing clean
He plays by intuition - The di-g it counters fall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a-mean pin-- bal l! - - -
He's a pin-ball wiz-ard - There has to be a twist
A pin-ball wiz-ards' got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it? (I don't know!)
What makes him so good?
He ain't got no distractions - can't hear those buzzers 'n' bells
Don't see no lights a flashin'… - plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay - never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a-mean pin-- bal l! - - -
I thought I was the Bal-ly table king
But I just hand-ed my Pin-ball crown to him
Even on my favorite table - he can beat my best
His disci ples lead him in - and he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers - never seen him fall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a-mean pin-- bal l! - - -