What a d rag it is getting old
"K ids are different today,"I hear every mother say
Mother needs something today to cal m he r down
And though s he's not really ill, There's a little yellow pill
She goe s running for the shelter, of a mother's little helper
And i t helps her on her way,Gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today,"I hear every mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake, And she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And to help her on her way, Get her through her busy day
Doctor please
Some more of these
Outside th e door
She took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today, I hear every mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilise your mind
So go running for the shelter Of a mother's little helper
And for to help you through the night, Help to minimise your plight
Doctor please
Some more of these
Outside th e door
She took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"I hear every mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those,You will get an overdose
No more running to the shelter, Of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, Through your busy dying day
h ey !