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I'm going to tell a sto_-ry a funny one you see_
A bout a Hazel Hil_-ler a married man is he_
His house is on the high_-way and if the road comes through_
He'll have to tear his mansion down and build_ it up a _new_
_ _
He's moved to many pla_-ces some times_ to Hazel Hill_
And sometimes into Can_-so it seems he can't keep still_
But now I think he's settled down with his dear_ loving wife_
He bought himself a gramaphone and lives_ a happy| _ life_ _ _|
_ _ _|
One day he said to Dory Plug "I've got to earn my bread_
I'm going straight to Le_-na's I've got to use my head"_
From her he bought a bicycle what he paid her we don't know_
He tied a box be hind him to Canso he did _go_
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From door to door he tra_-velled_ " 15 cents for one"_
He couldn't make it pros_-per it wasn't any fun_
His fish busi ness is en_-ded he couldn't make_ it pay_
So then he said to Dory Plug "I'll try another| _ way"
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But Dory got a little bored_ while hubby was a way_
There wasn't a_-ny thing to do_ to pass the time a way_
There was one thing she wan_-ted_ she said to hubby_ " Dear_
The time would pass more quickly if I had_ a rocking _chair _ _ "_
Well Strings said to his darling "Your wish is my com mand_
To show how much I love you I'll make you one by hand"_
As Strings was such a handy man by night the job was done_
He took that thing ups tairs and said "Now try this out for| _ fun"_ _ _|
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She sat down on the roc_-ker_ while Strings went down be low_
To fetch a cup of cof_-fee to help the evening go_
While Dory Plug a bove him was rocking back and forth_
And singing to her Stringy- boy for all_ that she was _worth _ _ _
But Dory got ex ci_-ted and rocked a bit too fast_
And as her heels swung high_-er the chair gave way at last_
The floor gave way be neath her_ both chair and Dory Plug_
Fell right in to the coffee pot and broke their only| _ mug_
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So now my story's ended_ it may get me in jail_
But there are many_ people_ who'd surely go my bail_
So_ if they come to get me to throw me in the jug_
I'll never for get that cardboard house of Strings and Dory| _ Plug_ _ _|
