Com e gue ss me this riddle: what bea ts pipes and fiddle
what's h otter than m ustard and milder than cream?
Wha t bes t wets your whistle? What's cle arer than crystal
s weeter than ho ney and s tronger than s team?
W hat can make the dumb talk? What can make the lame walk?
W hat's the elixir of life and philos opher's sto ne?
And wha t helped Mr. Brunel to dig the Thames t unnel?
Sur e wasn't it whiskey from old I nnishowe n?
So sti ck to the cr atur the bes t thing in n ature
for s inking your so rrows and ra ising your jo ys.
And b oys I'd half wonder if ligh tning and th under
was ma de from the pl under of whis key me boys .