Three M illion mega hertz super duper processor
Got a 200 gig hard drive
32 inch screen and a scanner machine
B oy your wastin' too much time
I say get o utta the house
Pull away from the mouse
There's a mountain stream callin' your name
S on you been missin' some might good fishin'
And a w hole lot of better things.
I'm an American O ffline
I'm into havin' a g ood time
It does you good to get some s unshine
Every once in a while
Get out and drive your '6 9
And sip some honky-tonk w ine
Hot women in the n ighttime
I'm an American O ffline.
I got a c abin in the country where I go sometimes
To clear my head and get away
Got my c hannel on TV no lab top for me
Cold b eer smile on my face
Now t ake my advice you better think twice
Before you turn that damn computer up
There's so m uch more to see
Than that office routine
So forg et all that long on stuff.
Be an American O ffline
Go on and have yourself a g ood time
Now don't you think you need some s unshine
On that lily white business suit s kin
Why don't go and get a b each front room
Make some noise and a w ear your hat in the pool
Make some love in the d aytime
Be an American O ffline.
( Rand all)
Go and play some s lide guitar
Stroll them h ot leather bars
Meet some friends makes some h omemade wine
Till the sunshines
I 'm an American Offline.
( Proc ess me b aby)
I'm an American O ffline
I'm gonna have me a g ood time.