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Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting i _ _ _ t back _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh M _ rs Brown well how are you now I tell you
I've had a shocking time with Ern and his stomach
Don't talk to me my Charlie has gone and fallen down the stairs a gain Saints preserve us
Poor old chap did he hurt himself
Well not as much as Alf that's my cousin Fred's boy
I learned from Fred the doctor said he'll have to have his knee-cap scraped cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting i _ _ _ t back _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh M _ rs Booze have you heard the news that woman
You know the very fat one down at the corner
Climbed in a truck got stuck they think that they never gonna get her out do tell me
Well I had a feller round and gave him a pound
To free her with an oxya cetylene welder
Must send along some books it looks like she's gonna be there quite some time cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
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Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting i _ _ _ t back _ _ _ _ _
Oh Mrs Ware I do like your hair who does it
I go to Madame Pom Pom round by the gas works
With all that fruit it looks so cute I can't believe it it's really you like a film star
Have you heard dear a little bird has
Told me Mrs Tate's ex pecting her seventh
Well glory be that's three she's had since Lenny had his tonsils out cor blimey singing
Gossip calypso Gossip calypso
Hear all about it yak a yak-yak
Every woman up at the window
Giving out the gossip and getting i _ _ _ t back
Giving out the gossip and getting i _ _ _ t back !