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Y'a ll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws a ll on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they were first divorced, throwin h er over furniture (Ahh !)
It's the return of the... "Ah, w ait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I th ink he did, did he ?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots !
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement ! (Ha-ha !)
Feminist women love Em inem
chigga chigga ch igga
"Slim Shady, I'm si ck of him look at him,
Walkin'around grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin the yo u-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though !"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of scre ws up in my head loose
But n o worse, than what's goin o n in your parents'bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get o n TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just gi ve it a little kiss
And t hat's the message that we deli ver to little kids
And e xpect them not to know what a wo man's clitoris is
Of co urse they gonna know what interco urse is
By the time they hit f ourth grade
They got the Dis covery Channel don't they ?
"We ain't nothing but ma mmals.." Well, some of us cann ibals
who cut other p eople open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump de ad animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and an other man can't elope
[*EWWW !*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, s ing the chorus and it goes
[Refrain :] (2x)
'Cause I 'm Slim Shady, yes I' m the real Shady
All you o ther Slim Shadys are just imitating
So w on't the real Slim Shady ple ase stand up,
please stand up, p lease stand up ?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his ra ps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and f uck you too !
You th ink I give a damn about a Gr ammy ?
Half of you cr itics can't even stomach me, l et alone stand me
"But S lim, what if you win, woul dn't it be weird ?"
Why ? So you guys could just lie to get me here ?
So you c an, sit me here ne xt to Britney Spears ?
Shit, Christina Aguilera b etter switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Da ly and Fred Durst
and he ar 'em argue over who she gave h ead to first
You little bitch, put me on b last on MTV
"Yeah, he's c ute, but I think he's married t o Kim, hee-hee !"
I should download her audio on M P3
and show the w hole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH !]
I'm sick of you little girl and bo y groups, all you do is an noy me
so I have been s ent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us ju st like me
who c uss like me; who just don't gi ve a fuck like me
who d ress like me; walk, talk and a ct like me
and j ust might be the next best th ing but not quite me !
[Refrain :]
I'm like a h ead trip to listen to, ca use I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friend s inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y 'all and I don't gotta be fa lse or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and wheth er you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than n inety percent of you rap pers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these al bums like valiums
It's f unny; cause at the rat e I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nu rsin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses whe n I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I 'm jerkin but this whole bag of Vi agra isn't working
And e very single person is a Sl im Shady lurkin
He co uld be workin at Burger King, spi ttin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, ci rcling
Screaming "I don 't give a fuck !"
with his windows do wn and his system up
So, will the real Shady ple ase stand up ?
And put one of those fingers on e ach hand up ?
And be pr oud to be outta your mi nd and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go ?
[Refrain :] (4x)
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
