W ho ma ddest one on the M1
W ho ha sn't s topped suckin g his thumb
W ho ve ry str aight and nev er grins
W ho ca res wh at car he's d riving in
H e is because he s aw it on a comme rcial b reak
And if he does n't get what
H e wants then he'll g et a heada che
Because he w ants it n eeds it a lmost l oves it
H e's h ere on his own on globe alone
W ho jo ined he alth club to glisten
I nto h i fi precision
W ho's mobile phone gives h im the bone
W ho ve ry keen on Sharon St one
W ho on ly eats at the new Br asserie
W ho on ly eve r gets merry
W ho wo uldn't b e seen at bed time
W ithou t puttin g Calvin Klei ns on