You used to get it in your f ishnets
Now you only get it in your n ight dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a b lack hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Ta basco
Remember when you used to be a rascal ?
Oh the boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
But as daft as they seem
As daft as they seem
My love when you d ream them up...
Flicking through a little book of s ex tips
Remember when the boys were all el ectric ?
Now when she's told she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just f orget it
Clinging to not getting senti mental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen not to be g entle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil ?
Oh the boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a m emory and those dreams
But as daft as they seem
As daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up
Oh, where did you go ?
Where did you go ?
Where did you go ? W oah.
Falling ab out
You took a left off Last L augh Lane
You were just sounding it o ut
You're not coming back ag ain.
Falling ab out
You took a left off Last L augh Lane
You were just sounding it o ut
You're not coming back ag ain.
You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal ?