A l ong long t ime ago
in a galaxy far away
Nab oo was under an a ttack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federa tion in
To m aybe cutting them a little slack
But th eir response, it didn't thrill us
They l ocked the doors and tried to kill us
We e scaped from that gas
Then k illed Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We t ook a bongo from the scene
And we w ent to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's w here we found thi s bo y...
Oh my m y, this here Anakin guy
May be V ader someday later - now he's just a smal l fry
And he l eft his home and kissed his mommy go odbye
Sayin'"So on I'm gonna be a Jed i"
"Soon I'm gonna be a J edi"
Did y ou know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old en ough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hittin g on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's p robably gonna marry her someday
Well, I k now he built C -3PO
And I've h eard how fast his pod can go
And we were b roke, it's true
So we m ade a wager or two...oooh !
He was a p repub escent flyin'ace
And the m inute Jabba started off that race
Well, I k new who'd woul d win first place
Oh y es, it was our boy ...W e started sing ing
my m y, this here Anakin guy
May be V ader someday later - now he's just a smal l fry
And he l eft his home and kissed his mommy go odbye
Sayin'"So on I'm gonna be a Jed i"
"Soon I'm gonna be a J edi"
Now we f inally got to Coruscant
The Je di Council, we knew would want
To se e how good the boy could be
So we t ook him there and w e told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he m ight ful fill that prop hecy
Oh, the C ouncil was im pressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force ?
They i nterv iewed the kid
Oh, tra ining they forb id ... oh ?
Because Yoda sensed i n him much fear
And Qui-G on said, "Now listen here
Just st ick it in your pointy ear
I st ill will teach this boy "..H e was sin gin'
my m y, this here Anakin guy
May be V ader someday later - now he's just a smal l fry
And he l eft his home and kissed his mommy go odbye
Sayin'"So on I'm gonna be a Je di"
"Soon I'm gonna be a J edi"
We ca ught a ride bac k to Naboo
'Cause Qu een Amidala wanted to
I f rankly would've l iked to stay
We all fo ught in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his p lane and saved th e day
And in the end some Gun gans died
Some s hips blew up and som e pilots fried
A l ot of folks were croakin'
The ba ttle droids were b roken
And the Je di I adm ire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I' m still h ere an d he's a ghost
I g uess I'll t rain this boy ... And I was singin...
My m y, this here Anakin guy
May be V ader someday later - now he's just a smal l fry
And he l eft his home and kissed his mommy go odbye
Sayin'"So on I'm gonna be a Jed i"
"Soon I'm gonna be a J ...
edi"
We were s ingin...
my m y, this here Anakin guy
May be V ader someday later - now he's just a smal l fry
And he l eft his home and kissed his mommy go odbye
Sayin'"So on I'm gonna be a Je di"
