Intro :
Mott the Hoople and the game of L ife, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andy Kaufman in the w restling m atch, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monopoly, Twenty-one, che ckers, and chess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Fred Blassie, and a b reakfast m ess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's play Twister, l et's play R isk, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll see you heaven if you m ake the li st, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now Andy did you hear about this one , tell me are you locked in the
pu nch ?
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis ? H ey baby , are we losing touch ?
If you be lieved they put a man on the mo on, man on the moon.
If you be lieve there's nothing up my s leeve, then nothing is cool.
Moses went walking with the s taff of wo od, ye ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Newton got beaned by the apple good , ye ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Egypt was troubled by the h orrible as p, y eah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to as k, y eah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now Andy, did you hear about this on e ? Tell me, are you locked in the p unch ?
Hey Andy are you goofing on E lvis ? He y baby , are you having fun ?
If you be lieved they put a man on the mo on, man on the m oon.
If you be lieve there's nothing up my s leeve, then nothing is cool.
Intrumental :
Here's a little agit for the never beli ever, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the o ffering, ye ah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of S aint Peter 's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, y eah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy did you hear about this one ? Tell me are you locked in the punch ?
Hey Andy are you goofing on E lvis ? Hey baby , are we losing touch ?
If you be lieved they put a m an on the m oon, man on the m oon.
If you be lieve there's nothing up my s leeve, then nothing is cool.
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