I was backstage at a festival in Germany
talking to a cute fair skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked
our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figure that's cuz she's Canadian
That's why I was surprised whe n she told me she was fully
Lesbian
That's when I realized it was Sara,
or maybe it was Tega n
I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
Cause Johnny Sampson said she w as the cooler one
I told her I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, bu t I like
k.d. lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling
pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Sara
or maybe I just pissed h er of f
When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a
threesom e ?
Where they both ganged up one girl
a forgy or a fivesom e ?
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen
the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Ti lly,
did they like Jennifer Tilly ?
Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Ange lina Jolie
In the Gia movie
that was on HBO
And These Walls Could Talk made Tegan cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Di azepa m,
so many things I don't r ememb er
But I've got a sinking f eeling, it's not that I'm a
clairvoyant
But I think that I creeped out Sara ,
I was creeping out on S ara
I hope it wasn't Tegan ,
cuz Matt Skiba said she is the
cooler one
