Intro :
I w ish you sm elled a litt le funny
Not just funny reall y bad
We could roam the streets forever
Just like cats but we'd nev er stray
I s ometimes wish you were a mer maid
I could ra ise you in t he tub at home
We could take a swim t ogether
On weekly d aytrips t o th e bay
Oooo ooh, you a nd me
It would be only you a nd me
You and me
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
And sing for you if it would be okay
Oh Oh, y ou and me
It'll be only you and me
Oooo h, y ou and me
It'll be only you an d me
People say
There are pl enty of f ish
In the sea
Baby, a ll I do I wi sh
N.C.
I wish, I wish I..
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
I could put you on a socket
And you could never run away
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
It'll be only you and me