When I was very young
I thought that life was long
Thought I would make it as a sergeant
Or an athlete of great talent
And I decided t hen
When I'll become a man
I will save Earth's popu lation
Put all the villains in a prison
And there will be my name
At the rock n'roll hall of f ame
I will only have world leaders
Rocking out as my band members
We'll open up for Rush
I'll become such a hush
But I will always have the greatest hangover
I would have you, I would hav e you
As my only love
I would have you, I would hav e you
As my only love
When I was just a boy
My life was full of joy
And every new day was a great day
And every love song had to be wrong
I thought nothing would af fect me
Our love would be my jet ski
And I'd wear you as a helmet
You'd always be there to pro tect me
We would end up in a c astle
I would not become an asshole
I wouldn't stare at your mom's cleavage
Pawn my ring or lose my cou rage
When I open up my drawers
Everything is tidy
You folded all my laundry
So I know that you care about me