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I'm a confidence man
Piss down your back, and tell you it's raining
A c onfidence man
Reigning like a queen, like anyone else
Everyone expected to be queen
Which is more possible, for it to rain piss,
Or a kaleidoscope of queens?
A c onfidence man
These are your words, use 'em in my favor
On the tr ain, I pull your wallet
Feed it to a mule
You c ome at me with bloodshot eyes
Ch arging like a bull
I'm a c onfidence man
Not a c onfident man
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Fall into the shadows
Preaching 'bout humility
A c onfidence man
You nearly did a, "What? Who's there?"
Nobody here but us chickens
Doesn't matter, was a ruse anyway
Took your pants that time
I'm a s ensitive man
Got the confidence to try
I know noth ing about you
Yeah, you know ever ything about me
If I rev eal any more
I'll just b e a spy
I'm a c onfidence man
Not a c onfident man
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I'm not a c onfident man
They're muc h more dangerous
Look at this man, never questioning
Never failing, so he never learns
Look at him
I mean, w atch his ass
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He's the kind of th ief
That works in br oad daylight
That never gets caught
You give me the heebie-jeebies, sir
I'm a c onfidence man
Not a c onfident man
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Oh, you made m e
You aband oned me
These are your words, use 'em in my f avor
Gimme all your confidence
I'll f eed it to a mule
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