Fat ugly fat man swam in a red tire made of ston e
A pa inted lady paddled next to him with t wo poodles o n her l ap
Garbo quietly p icked a flower
While the chauffeur won his check again
And Barrymore took an noname out and diamond fell like rain
Cisco Kid and a bald headed waitress trapped underneath a bed of b rass
The french cook served them chocolates and some cold cuts on the g rass
L ouilla ripped her zebra pants in the polo l ounge
And Errol Flynn was not let in cause he was coming d own
Up in Zanadu d iamonds fell like rain
Citizen Kane was king p oor Citizen Kane
Valentino suddenly appeared in his midnight blue t uxedo
Had a falcon on his shoulder eating chicken from his hands
And Fatty Arbuckel waddled by on way to the bath house green
F rankenstein ate the leading lady and l icked the carcass c lean
Up in Zanadu d iamonds fell like rain
Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane.