Now they're plannin g the crime of the ce ntury
Well, w hat will it be ?
Read about their schemes and adventuring
It's w ell worth a fee
So roll up and see
And they r ape the univers e
How they've g one from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed and glory ?
Rip off the m asks and let's see.
But that's no right - oh, no, what's the story ?
There's y ou and there's me.