Intro :
Hello, Honey, it's me
What did you think when you heard me back on the radio ?
What did the kids say when they knew it was their long lost daddy- o ?
Re member how we listened to the radio
And I said That's the place for me'
How I got the job as an FM Jock the day you married me ?
We were two kids and I was into AM rock
But I just had to run a round
It's been eight years since I left you, babe
Let me tell you 'bout what's gone down
I am the morning DJ on W.O.L. D
Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be
The bright good- morning voice who's heard, but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five going on fif teen
The drinking I did on my last big gig made my voice go low
They said that they liked the younger sound when they let me go
So I drifted on down to Tulsa, Oklahoma, to do me a late night talk show
Now, I worked my way back home again, via Boise, Idaho
That's how this business goes
I've been making extra money playing high school sock hops
I'm a big time guest MC
You should hear me talking to the little children
And listen what they say to me
I Got a spot on the top of my head, just begging for a new toupee
And a tire on my gut from sitting on
But they're never gonna go a way
Sometimes I get this crazy dream
That I j ust drive off in my car
But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still say where you are
I've been thinking that I should quit disk jockeying
And start that record store
Maybe I could settle down if you'ld take me back once more
OK, Honey, I see
I guess he's better than me
Sure, Old Girl, I understand
You don't have to worry; I'm such a happy man
W.O.L.D, W.O.L.D, W.O.L.D, W.O.L.D, W.O.L.D...
I a m the morning DJ on W.O.L. D
Playing all the hits for you, wherever you may be
The bright good- morning voice who's heard, but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five going on fif teen
I am the morning DJ on W.O.L. D
W.O.L.D...